tumblr is one of, if not the only, social media platforms i’ve had one account for for this long. i’ve had this exact account since i was like maybe 12??? 13???? you’ll have to rip this blog out of my cold dead hands before i just give it up
went in and cleaned up my following, got rid of anyone who hasn’t updated in over a year (which is ironic cause i also don’t update my own blog for that long)
hello tumblr
the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.
the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.
anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes


















